The Oddyssey review

To interview this album, I had to first get the publics opinion on the album, before I fully made my own

"It cured my uncurable down syndrome" - Connor O'hare

"Needs more Saxophone" - Kealan Freeman

"I dolled 9 girls" - Connor O'hare


Background of the album
From a young age Daniel White wanted to make music (Pictured Below)

However, thousands of years ago on a cold Summer morning, January/12th/2000, shocking news had just reached Daniels household in the town of Cranfield, a few miles from London. That he had got Erectile Disfunction. His face is pictured below

What a Dickhead

But he wrote about the troubles he had getting an erection with a mind blowing song called "Reaper". It blew peoples minds. Then the band took a new direction, mainly focusing on food based lyrics such as "Chips and Sausages" that nobody liked

But now Ladies and Gentlemen, the young prodigy has released a new Album

All joking aside it's a really awesome album and he put alot of effort into it despite his erectile dysfunction. Definitely the best thing done by the poor lad since Reaper, which he should record.

So check it out, if your into that whole, good music, dreamtheatery, awesome kinda music?

Click here for the album

How to make Football (Soccer) more interesting....

Ok, I love watching the world cup and the occasional match at the bar (*Cough* excuse to drink), but I would never call myself a football follower
Why? Because I find it boring, I would much rather be performing alot of other activities than 90 minutes of OTHER people kicking a ball
But the reason football frustrates me, is it could be so much better
And heres how.

Everyone is familiar with Professional wrestling, football needs to be more like that

A lot of Months ago a footballer John terry cheated on his wife with a fellow player Wayne bridge
THAT COULD OF BEEN AMAZING

"THE ONLY WAY TO SETTLE THIS TERRY, IS ON THE PITCH THIS SUNDAY ON PAY PER VIEW, WHOEVER WINS TAKES THE GIRL"

Or Allowing interferences. Wars do it why not football. USA VS Germany in the final, wait whos that, ITS RUSSIA, OH MY GOD ITS RUSSIA ON THE PITCH HELPING GERMANY WHAT A TURN OF EVENTS

Or cage matche-. Ok i'm gonna stop myself here and continue when i'm not sleep deprived. Goodnight