Wednesday, 13 April 2011

As the future repeats itself (Blog from the future)

This is a blog about gaming

Now off to the future

I'm really glad that back in 2011 Eidos (One of my favourite gaming companies) decided to stick firm to only having a single player in Arkham City. It set a trend to other gaming companies to stop taking up so much space on a disk and time developing a shitty online mode they just threw in to give it more appeal to retards.

That's what I hope to be saying. This anger is coming from the news that "Guitar hero and true crime are crime are to be cancelled". Article here

True Crime Hong Kong was a game that seemed to be bringing new game mechanics to a sandbox. Free running, shooting while driving, movie style driving and others. It seemed like a really well put together fun game that I couldn't wait to play. 
Then it was cancelled
Now this was quite an annoying thing to happen, but the thing that really annoys me about this is the following sentence. 

"An Activision press release stated that the cancellation of both True Crime and Guitar Hero was due to "the desire to focus on the greatest opportunities that the company currently has to create the world's best interactive entertainment experiences." Activision will now be focusing -- as if it hadn't already been -- on the Call of Duty franchise"

Call of duty you motherfuckers. 
Fuck Call of duty
It can suck a million dicks for all I care
Online play is not as fun as you might think COD when you don't fucking change anything about it

Don't get me wrong, it's not an awful game. Well, Modern Warfare wasn't an awful game. Fuck Black ops sucked. And so did Modern warfare 2.And don't get me started on World at War

No, the thing that annoys me about this sentence is that they're trying to make people believe they're working on COD to give us the best experience.

NO. That's the opposite, you know you can do fuck all to COD and still make millions, whilst making an actual entertaining game like True crime may be less profitable, which is ok, but stop trying to make yourselves out to be dead on

Generic first person cover based shooters should be banned for a minimum of a year to make way for actually good games

Thank fuck portal 2's out next week

Sunday, 10 April 2011

What a nice long leash, what a nice tight noose. Never worked for me but, sure would look good on you

I hate people
Not all people, I would consider myself to be a person with a large group of friends, I just hate how fucking stupid some people can be.

There's this person, we're going to call it Able
Fuck I hate Able, Able is a twisted fucking asshole that represents everything wrong in people.
I genuinely hope Able dies. Now, Able knows full well that I feel like this. I can't remember why I ever gave Able a chance, but I really regret it.

Now this would be ok, if Able wouldn't stop fucking showing up at everywhere I drink and saying the same stupid fucking phrases
"Can we be friends now?"
"Are we aloud to speak?"
"Are you aloud to speak to me?"
NO. Fuck off. I don't want anything to do with you, when I see you my mood drops.

Ables only an example of a long line of people I fucking despise. I used to be the kind of person that if they didn't like someone they'd be friendly anyway to avoid any sort of conflict.
I take the opposite approach

When I don't like someone, they know it. I find it more, honest. Than going about bitching and moaning about how your friend did this and that. get a new friend and fuck off.