Assassin's creed. Stop this

I love you Assassins creed
I loved the first one
I loved the second one more
And brotherhood only added to my love

Coming into Assassins creed 2 I was expecting to get a futuristic battle between 2 armys, with still going back to desmonds memory's of his anchestors or whatever, I got this, and I loved you
However

I feel like i'm the only person putting any effort into this relationship
Im giving you all my love and all your doing is giving me ridiculous storylines at the end of the game
In assassins creed 2 and Brotherhood you added features, but then you just shit all over it
Playing Brotherhood I did kinda wanna turn it off incase you got your chance to shit all over my game
I didn't, and you give me a very well made construction site to navigate through, and I liked it, loved it actually, it was really well done

Then you come out with this ridiculous fucking alien room with an angel in it with the personality of a serious GLADAOS from portal. Going on about how she has this sixth sense, and how I should use mine, then I stab my friend because you apparantly made me

For fuck sake

That is fucking retarded
Fucking stop this
If you give me assassins creed and asked me how to ruin it I would put fucking aliens and fucking angels in it
Fuck (That one was for good measure)

The Oddyssey review

To interview this album, I had to first get the publics opinion on the album, before I fully made my own

"It cured my uncurable down syndrome" - Connor O'hare

"Needs more Saxophone" - Kealan Freeman

"I dolled 9 girls" - Connor O'hare


Background of the album
From a young age Daniel White wanted to make music (Pictured Below)

However, thousands of years ago on a cold Summer morning, January/12th/2000, shocking news had just reached Daniels household in the town of Cranfield, a few miles from London. That he had got Erectile Disfunction. His face is pictured below

What a Dickhead

But he wrote about the troubles he had getting an erection with a mind blowing song called "Reaper". It blew peoples minds. Then the band took a new direction, mainly focusing on food based lyrics such as "Chips and Sausages" that nobody liked

But now Ladies and Gentlemen, the young prodigy has released a new Album

All joking aside it's a really awesome album and he put alot of effort into it despite his erectile dysfunction. Definitely the best thing done by the poor lad since Reaper, which he should record.

So check it out, if your into that whole, good music, dreamtheatery, awesome kinda music?

Click here for the album

How to make Football (Soccer) more interesting....

Ok, I love watching the world cup and the occasional match at the bar (*Cough* excuse to drink), but I would never call myself a football follower
Why? Because I find it boring, I would much rather be performing alot of other activities than 90 minutes of OTHER people kicking a ball
But the reason football frustrates me, is it could be so much better
And heres how.

Everyone is familiar with Professional wrestling, football needs to be more like that

A lot of Months ago a footballer John terry cheated on his wife with a fellow player Wayne bridge
THAT COULD OF BEEN AMAZING

"THE ONLY WAY TO SETTLE THIS TERRY, IS ON THE PITCH THIS SUNDAY ON PAY PER VIEW, WHOEVER WINS TAKES THE GIRL"

Or Allowing interferences. Wars do it why not football. USA VS Germany in the final, wait whos that, ITS RUSSIA, OH MY GOD ITS RUSSIA ON THE PITCH HELPING GERMANY WHAT A TURN OF EVENTS

Or cage matche-. Ok i'm gonna stop myself here and continue when i'm not sleep deprived. Goodnight

"Why don't you do something about it?"

By complete co incidence yesterday I happened to be wearing purple. Not all purple just a purple t shirt. And I was informed that I was supporting "The deaths of gay people" by doing this

Now i'd be a liar if I were to say i'm not a little bit homo phobic. I don't hate them or anything, but gay guys are just strange to me, I don't know why. I have gay friends, and i'm ok with it though.

Now it's this whole "LETS WEAR PURPLE TO OPPOSE STRAIGHTNESS YES" that is really starting to fuck me off

I do not see a point in Spirit day, and especially gay pride, it's a fucking waste of money, and don't try to tell me "It's the same as a band Parade" I hate them too but at least some of them are commemorating the history of this country

This is more towards the gay community here because I know in other places especially America. I'm sure as a gay community you want perhaps legal marriage, legal to adopt children and that?

Then fucking do something about it instead of marching round the streets one day a week dressed like fucking assholes and drag queens, you're supposed to be coming off as normal human beings for christ sakes, and wearing purple to oppose your oppressors. And stop this whole "Lol straight people suck" bullshit, if your saying that you aren't gay, you're a wanker.

So conclusion: Wankers, stop pretending to be gay. Gay people: If you want to be accepted as normal, do something about it that isn't dressing up like a peacock.

To Celebrate the 10/10/10

I was bored so I thought i'd do this. Here are 10 things that most people do not know about me.

1. I am a massive Julie Nunes  and Ally Rhodes (Youtube) fan. Gay, I know
2. I have 2 tattoo's.
3. I'm a massive Comic book enthusiast and have a pretty awesome collection (Wolverine especially)
4. I drink WKD, and lots of it
5. I'm so terrified of spiders that I have to check my room top to bottom before I sleep
6. I absolutely despise Death metal
7. I love Lady gaga
8. I practise animation and game basic flash game design. Alot. But wont show anyone the animations till i'm fully happy with something
9. I've never watched a full episode of friends
10. I find walking through the town during rush hour one of the most head wrecking things ever and avoid it at all costs

Top 10 games (Off the top of my head in no order)
1. Final Fantasy 7
2. Halflife series
3. Deus ex series
4. Halo Series.
5. Pokemon Red
6. Guitar hero
7. Battle for Middle earth
8. Red Alert 3
9. Fallout 3
10. Tony Hawks series

"The worst movie ever"

Truthfully, I have used this phrase to describe a number of Movies, i'll also admit, twilight isn't in fact the worst Movie i've ever seen, just don't tell too many people that one

I went to look at what some other people wrote as worst movies ever, and saw that "Freddy got Fingered" was on the worst comedies, I need not tell you all my disgust at this comedy gold being placed on the worst Movies ever list.

But I can't choose the "Worst Movie ever" so for this blog entry, i've decided to put them into a number of categorys of top 4's

Let the excitement begin

Top 4 Movies that were hyped and I looked forward too until seeing

4. Taxi Driver - THE PILL DISSOLVING SCENE IS NOT THAT COOL

3. Matrix Reloaded(The most disappointing Movie I have ever seen because I absolutely loved the original matrix, revolutions was quite nice also)

2. Avatar (I don't need to tell anyone how hyped up this Movie was, I personally hated it, after seeing 4d shows at Disneyland I can't appreciate this "mind-blowing phenomenon". Its also bollocks)

1. Romper Stomper (Described too me as "This is England but better". Russell Crow at his worst and that's saying something)

My top 4 most loathed films off the top of my head

4. Godzilla. (No shut up it was fucking horrible go away)

3. Son of the Mask (I can't put this in the other category because I never looked forward to a sequel of the original mask, and even if there was, it should of been based on the other guy getting the mask that jumps in the water at the end of the original. Horrible idea. Horribly executed. Shite)

Now let me interrupt the list, for number 1 & 2 I wanted to do something that alot of my friends consider good Movies and suggest watching before I go on rants and often huffing until I get my way. If I was just gonna simply choose worst Movie it'd be something like Mega shark vs giant octopus

2. Final Destination - I don't care what you say, it wasn't original, it wasn't amazing, it was absolute wank. ESPECIALLY THE FINAL DESTINATION. The 3d effects were terrible (Not that 3d is good at any time). Fuck you Final destination fans, FUCK YOU

1. Halloween 2 (The remake). This is the only Movie were I have tried to leave the cinema just to find my friend was enjoying it and wasn't leaving thus meaning I wasn't getting a lift home. And then, an hour or so in, he kills her, yay, its over. NO IT WAS A DREAM. A DREAM. I started punching myself at this point, a Movie made me cause physical harm to myself. I hope your happy Halloween. BECAUSE I WASN'T.

Bye xo bbz

Piracy

Ok it may be true that I may have downloaded a song or two in my life span without paying the full price, or any price at all for that matter

But that is because of many different factors, the first being, HAVE YOU EVER WATCHED CRIBS. I'm pretty sure I can put £14 to better use than John Lennon can.

Ok to start of this large rant of how ridiculous the world is, let me put across some facts first of all

• The RIAA tried to sue Piratebay for  13 million dollars for 34 cases of copy infringement.. If this is true that means that one download, song, movie, game etc is worth £328, 353.
• Your average 8 gig ipod can hold, em, 2,000 songs fair to say? According to the RIAA it is worth $764,704,882. It is the single most valuable object on earth
• If justice was to be brought to everyone who has made an illegal download from pirate-bay, it would be 382 trillion dollars. If you made a stalk of 50 dollar bills to equal that amount it would make a stack high enough to reach the moon... Twice

Now i'm not by any means saying "Let's never pay for a song again", because that would be silly. But I love music, and I love discovering new music, there is no possible way as me as an 18 year old can buy a whole artists back catalogue to see if I like it or not.

But as far as big time musicians go, they have way to much money, and to be fair most dont deserve another penny. But small time bands I always believe in buying their EP's, albums etc. Because they need the money to continue

Wouldn't want the same fate that Reuben (R.I.P) faced for other small time bands.

Conclussion: The new Piracy laws are balls